$cientology in a Nutshell

1 04 2007

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This is a clip from an episode of South Park from a couple years back that is still one of my favorite episodes. They pretty much hit the nail on the head as to what these lunatics believe in. DC-8’s retrofitted with rocket engines? The dead souls of aliens from 75 million years ago are spread through earth’s volcanoes? An evil Lord Xenu that built giant soul catchers in the sky? L. Ron Hubbard was a rabid acid freak and science fiction writer who once stated “the fastest way to become a millionaire is to start a religion”. Yep.

Update: Apparently some scientologists that frequent (or work at) YouTube didn’t care for this particular clip because it was taken down only after one day! They also decided to send me an email that stated that I was infringing upon their copyrights by uploading this video to YouTube. Hmm, I highly doubt that the Church Of Scientology could own the rights to a South Park clip. Obviously they only saw the bashing of their money grubbing religion instead of actually viewing the content. I tried to re-upload it several times, only to get my account temporarily banned. So if you want to view the clip I had at YouTube, you can view it here.





Nutter Butter : Atheist Nightmare

31 03 2007

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Does anything more need to be said? This is just another wacko creationist argument for creationism bullshit. I’d call them bird-brains but that would be insulting to birds because at least ostriches eventually pull their head out of the sand.

Creationists are building such a strong case here :/ First with bananas and now PEANUT BUTTER … AAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!! When will it end lord … when?!?





Christian Science 101

27 03 2007

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Goddamn hysterical sarcastic video/song about creationism nonsense. “Then Cain and Abel he begat, and they begat all of the rest of us, which means they must’ve been incestuous … I’m gonna have to pray about that”.





Louis Badalament : Awful Weatherman

19 03 2007

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This is just plain brutal to watch. Worse than the poor sportscaster from Indiana aka Boom Goes The Dynamite aka The Collins Incident.

Here’s an interview with Louis Badalament reminiscing about his glory day.





Richard Jeni : Death Of A Legend

18 03 2007

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As many of you have probably heard by now Richard Jeni, arguably one of the best comedians ever, took his life with a gunshot to the head last week (March 10, 2007). I’m not going to mumble and grumble about the “depression issue” and the lack of awareness or even call it a disease. I’m just going to link to a few funny video clips that he provided us with during his ever so shortened life-cycle. Enjoy! And buy his DVD A Big Steaming Pile Of Me.

YouTube clips from A Big Steaming Pile Of Me:

Illegal Aliens
Dr. Kevorkian & Proctology (ironically eerie)
Michael Jackson
Political Extremes





Coffee With Merrill Howard Kalin

18 03 2007

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K&B Unique Coffees, the naughtiest coffee supplier on the net, sells the most unique gourmet blends of coffee with a taboo twist and is roasted fresh to order. Choose from Bukkoffe, The Bean Bag, Beans Deep. or the Signature Blend which cums in exotic flavors such as Bananas Foster, Choco-Nut Joy, Pina Colada, and Sambuca, just to name a few. Even the popular gourmet chef Merrill Howard Kalin agrees, as seen in his orgasmic video response with love at first sip.

To see the original Merrill Howard Kalin cooking show in all of its bona fide glory click the links below:

Cooking with Merrill Howard Kalin Part 1
Cooking with Merrill Howard Kalin Part 2
Cooking with Merrill Howard Kalin Part 3